Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’.— Brockman
Full Name: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Identity: The Indian Kwik-E-Mart operator, who is devoted to his
work. He once worked for 96 hours straight. By the end, he thought he was a
humming bird of some kind.
Occupation: Operator of the Kwik-E-Mart.
Also works for: Springfield Fire Department.
Family: Sanjay (brother), Manjula (wife) and his eight kids.
Catchphrase: "Thank you! Come again!"
Previous jobs: Member of the Be Sharps, played a paperboy in the musical, "Oh! Streetcar!"
"I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise, you leave me no choice... but to ask you nicely again."
Education: Indian Institute of Technology in Calcutta (he was top in
his class of 700 million).
Diet: Vegan; no meat or dairy products of any kind.
Member of: The Stonecutters.
Appearances: Several episodes. Was fired from his job and went to India with
Homer to get it back; has been shot several times; pretended to marry Marge
to get out of his arranged marriage; and has eight children (with Manjula,
his arranged bride).
"Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know."
