Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, The Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.— CBG
Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, The Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.— CBG
Name: Barnard Gumble.
Age: 40.
Identity: Drunken barfly.
Occupation: None.
Source of Income: Is a Santa at the mall at Christmas, donates
frequently at Springfield Sperm Bank and sucks coins out of the Love Tester
machine.
Residence: Lives in a dingy apartment, but spends most of his time at
Moe's.
Friends: Homer, Moe.
Catchphrase: A belch.
Past girlfriends: Philips (the woman Marge shared a cell with) [9F20], went on a date with Selma Bouvier.
Previous jobs: Santa Claus at the mall [7G08], 'Plow King' [9F07], member of the B-Sharps [9F21], worker at the Bowl-a-rama [2F10]. Also tried out for a NASA space mission but was beaten by Homer [1F13].
Awards won: 1st prize in the Springfield film festival, for his film about his alcoholism entitled 'Pukahontas' [2F31].
Appearances: Many episodes. Was a member of the B sharps, started a snow plow business called 'Plow King,' and gave up alcohol to take helicopter flying lessons.
