Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. Well I say there are some things we don’t wanna know. Important things!— Flanders
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. Well I say there are some things we don’t wanna know. Important things!— Flanders
Full name: Charles Montgomery Burns.
Identity: Money-grabbing billionaire owner of the Springfield Nuclear
Power Plant.
Age: 81 or 104.
Blood type: Double-O negative
Related to: Larry, his long-lost, sixty year old illegitimate son.
Catchphrase: "Excellent..."
"Oh, and one more thing. You must find the jade monkey, before the next full moon."
Alias: Mr. Snrub.
Treasured childhood toy: Bobo, a bear which he gave up for a life of
fortune.
Admired by: Waylon Smithers
Past loves: Marge Simpson, Jacqueline Bouvier (Marge's mother).
Health: Very, very poor. Is weaker than an infant, and was recently
diagnosed with every disease known to mankind (he is not seriously ill
because all the germs "cannot get through the door to his body").
Member of: The Stonecutters.
Appearances: Several episodes. Had a crush on Marge Simpson; was shot by Maggie; made Bart his heir for a short time; went is search of the Loch Ness Monster; and hired Homer as his "prank monkey".
