Here are your messages: ‘You have 30 minutes to move your car,’ ‘You have 10 minutes,’ ‘Your car has been impounded,’ ‘Your car has been crushed into a cube,’ ‘You have 30 minutes to move your cube.’— Homer
Here are your messages: ‘You have 30 minutes to move your car,’ ‘You have 10 minutes,’ ‘Your car has been impounded,’ ‘Your car has been crushed into a cube,’ ‘You have 30 minutes to move your cube.’— Homer
Name: Hans Moleman
Identity: The almost blind Springfield resident who is young, but
looks very old. He is always escaping death, and is sometimes known as the
'Kenny' of the Simpsons world.
"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!"
Age: 33
Occupation: Drives lorries (though not very well - he can't see past
the steering wheel).
Original character name: Ralph Mellish (as is stated on his driver's
license [7F15])
Address: 920 Oak Grove, Springfield, USA, 90701.
Car: An AMC Gremlin.
Hans' Radio Show:
"Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every
daaaay."
Previous jobs: Teacher at the Adult Education Annex: How To Eat An Orange.
Claim to fame: His film, "Man Getting Hit By Football" was featured in the Springfield Film Festival, and was later produced by George C. Scott.
"The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage..."
