Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, The Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.— CBG
Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, The Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.— CBG
Name: Patty Bouvier.
Identity: Marge's 'ugly sister'. She's the one without the parting in
her hair.
Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Selma.
"Is it just me, or did it get fatter in here?"
-- when Homer walks in the room.
Friends: Selma.
Enemies: Homer.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.
Hates: To be touched.
Past loves: Principal Skinner.
Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.
Name: Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure.
Identity: Marge's other 'ugly sister'. She's the one with the parting
in her hair.
Occupation: Works at the DMV with
sister Patty.
Friends: Patty.
Enemies: Homer.
Pet: An iguana named 'Jub-jub'.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.
"From now on, I'm only marrying for love.
And possible once more for money."
Past loves: Sideshow Bob, Troy McClure. Mentioned 'Hutz' as part of her quadruple-barreled surname.
Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.
