Looking at that tired old freak has made me realize I’m no spring chicken myself. I can feel death’s clammy hand on my shoulder... wait, that’s my hand.— Grampa
Looking at that tired old freak has made me realize I’m no spring chicken myself. I can feel death’s clammy hand on my shoulder... wait, that’s my hand.— Grampa
Name: Patty Bouvier.
Identity: Marge's 'ugly sister'. She's the one without the parting in
her hair.
Occupation: Works at the DMV with sister Selma.
"Is it just me, or did it get fatter in here?"
-- when Homer walks in the room.
Friends: Selma.
Enemies: Homer.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.
Hates: To be touched.
Past loves: Principal Skinner.
Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.
Name: Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure.
Identity: Marge's other 'ugly sister'. She's the one with the parting
in her hair.
Occupation: Works at the DMV with
sister Patty.
Friends: Patty.
Enemies: Homer.
Pet: An iguana named 'Jub-jub'.
Favorite TV show: McGuyver.
"From now on, I'm only marrying for love.
And possible once more for money."
Past loves: Sideshow Bob, Troy McClure. Mentioned 'Hutz' as part of her quadruple-barreled surname.
Other job: Taught "How to Turn a Man into Putty" at the Adult Education Annex.
