Krusty the Clown, you are under arrest for armed robbery. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say blah blah blah blah blah blah.— Wiggum
Krusty the Clown, you are under arrest for armed robbery. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say blah blah blah blah blah blah.— Wiggum
Name: Ralph Wiggum
Identity: The babyish paste-eater in Lisa's class.
Age: 8
Related to: Chief Wiggum (father), Sarah (mother).
Past loves: Lisa Simpson.
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
Stupid things he does: Eats paste
and crayons, does not brush his teeth, laughs at stupid valentines cards,
picks his nose too much.
Is not allowed: To use scissors or turn on the stove.
The happiest day of his life: When the doctor told him he didn't have
worms anymore.
Frequently sees: A leprechaun who tells him to burn things.
"Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then
I ate it. Can I have a new one?"
