Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room. But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed. And that’s why we had Chinese food for lunch.— Homer
Framegrabs from the Season 8 episode, Burns, Baby Burns. Burns discovers he has a son, Larry. But when he turns out to be a lazy slob, Burns disowns him, so Homer helps him stage a phony kidnapping.