No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!— Milhouse
Framegrabs from the Season 2 episode, Itchy & Scratchy & Marge. After watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, Maggie hits Homer on the head with a mallet, which prompts Marge to campaign to eliminate violence in cartoons.