A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it’s a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.— Homer
A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it’s a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.— Homer
Framegrabs from the Season 2 episode, Lisa's Substitute. While Lisa falls in love with her new substitute teacher, Bart runs against Martin for Class President.
