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Simpsons framegrabs: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

Framegrabs from the Season 11 episode, It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge. After Otto ditches his fiancé, Becky, at the altar, Bart invites her to stay, forcing Marge to compete with her.