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New Episode: 02/20/05 There's Something About Marrying

Simpsons News — Posted 20 Feb, 2005 by MrBurns

After Springfield gets rated as one of the worst towns in America to visit Quimby and the town decide to label Springfield as a Town for Gay Marriages (Official Site). After the tourist level of gay couples that wish to get married goes up Reverend Lovejoy decides to close the church and not allow gay marriages. When Quimby sees this he mentions that Lovejoy could be collecting up to $200 per couple and Homer overhears this. Continue...

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Simpsons Make TV Guide's Moment of the Week

Simpsons News — Posted 14 Feb, 2005 by MrBurns

Hey hey fans, it's the moment which has been hyped even before the season began.. WHO IS COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET? In this weekend's episode we finally get to find out and the episode makes TV Guide's Moment of the Week for next week's TV Guide. Six characters are in the running for who can it be, Carl? Comic Book Guy? Patty? Selma? Smithers? or Disco Stu? We figure it's going to be either Patty or Selma but like the rest we'll wait till this weekend to find out. Make sure to Click Here to read the article which features info about the episode as well.

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New Episode: 02/13/05 Pranksta Rap

Simpsons News — Posted 13 Feb, 2005 by MrBurns

Homer's lost the TV remote, which was swallowed by Santa's Little Helper and in the chaos that follows Bart sees a commercial for a rap concert and wants to go. Bart gets permission from Homer, but when Marge finds out and disapproves, Homer quickly changes his position. Bart sneaks out and goes to the show anyway. He is in the front row of the show and when the microphone comes his way he winds up rapping on stage and holding his own and gets 50 Cent (as himself) to invite him on his tour. He gets back home only to find out he is going to be in big trouble; to prevent that he decides to fake his own kidnapping. The police are on the case; meanwhile Bart finds Milhouse and hides out in his dad's bachelor apartment. Continue...

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Operation! the Game.. Simpsons Style

Simpsons News — Posted 10 Feb, 2005 by MrBurns

Hey all you gamers, Entertainment Earth is now taking Pre-Orders for the next Simpsons-themed game to be released by the good people at Hasbro. It's the classic game of Operation done with a touch of Simpsons. Poor Homer is sick, better operate quick! Use forceps to remove his comical ailments: Bowler's Thumb, Foot in Mouth, Rubber Neck, Trick Knee and many more! Even better...Homer talks! Set off the buzzer and you’ll get an earful! 2 "AA" batteries required (not included). Ages 6 and up / 1 or More Players. Goes for $23.99

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Marge Doing Pantene Pro-V Ads

Simpsons News — Posted 07 Feb, 2005 by MrBurns

There's a new face on the corner of Hollywood and Vine and who would have guessed it would be our favorite TV mom, Marge Simpson. That's right, Marge lets loose for a larger than life Pantene Pro-V ad located right on the famous Hollywood corner in CA. This ad is one of the newest in a full line of "cartoon women" such as Wilma Flintstone and Mrs. Jetson to offer their image to sell the Pantene shampoo product. Still, we're pleased to see Marge capture the spotlight in this ad. Be sure to click here for the larger version.

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New Simpsons Inflatables Coming Soon

Simpsons News — Posted 06 Feb, 2005 by MrBurns

Hey fans, some new inflatables coming your way soon. The first is the Simpsons Family Inflatable Chair. This full-sized chair will keep you in lazy spirits with the whole Simpsons family. This item will MSRP for $22.99. Next items is the Simpsons Duff Beer Bop Bag. We don't know how tall this item is but it looks pretty large in the image. Punch the beer can all you want it will come right back up for more. MSRP for this item is $10.99. We'll keep you updated as more info is released on these and other items.

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New Episode: 02/06/05 Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass

Simpsons News — Posted 06 Feb, 2005 by MrBurns

The family goes to run down Springfield Park, where a carnival is being held to save it. Homer performs a wild crowd-pleasing dance at a local carnival, after beating Bart's performance in a game. Ned Flanders has captured the performance on videotape and Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson) puts it up on the Internet. The video gets worldwide attention, much to Homer's embarrassment but his tune changes when a football player wants to buy the rights to use his dance as his own end zone celebration. Homer turns the opportunity into a new lucrative occupation, which prospers as other athletes come to learn from him. Meanwhile Ned looks to create his own wholesome entertainment by creating his own versions of bible stories, which get the backing of Mr. Burns. Continue...

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Ned Becomes Valued Member of Simpsons

Simpsons News — Posted 06 Feb, 2005 by MrBurns

Good heavens! Ned Flanders has come into his own. A zealous instrument of God, Ned has long been instrumental to “The Simpsons” as it lampoons organized religion. Before on “The Simpsons,” Ned was a secondary figure — Homer’s pious next-door neighbor. But the values he embodies in exaggerated form now monopolize the political scene.

“The values he represents have become more visible in American life,” agrees “Simpsons” executive producer Al Jean, “as people who maybe are outward advocates of Ned’s values have come into positions of power. We always satirize who’s in power and what the cultural zeitgeist is, so currently the point of view Ned has is a little more ripe for satire.” These days, Ned represents the nation’s ruling point of view. And what of citizens who beg to differ with it? Thank heaven “The Simpsons,” at least, still guarantees them a laugh. Full Story

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D'oh! Woman Pleads Guilty to Bogus Sale of Simpsons Duff Beer on eBay

Simpsons News — Posted 06 Feb, 2005 by MrBurns

A woman in Australia pleaded guilty Wednesday to selling on eBay three nonexistent cases of Duff brand beer -- the favorite of cartoon character Homer Simpson. Tara Edith Woodford, 28, pleaded guilty in the Mackay Magistrates Court in northern Queensland state to three charges of dishonestly gaining money by false pretenses.

Prosecutor Gavin Burnett told the court Woodford was paid a total of $1,511 by three separate buyers after advertising the bogus beer on the eBay Internet auction site. Woodford was placed on 18 months' probation, and she was ordered to reimburse the money and undergo counseling. Full Story.

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Simpsons Indecent? Never!

Simpsons News — Posted 30 Jan, 2005 by MrBurns

Regulators rejected 36 complaints of indecency Monday against popular TV shows including “Friends” and “The Simpsons.” The objections had been filed with the Federal Communications Commission by the Parents Television Council, a watchdog group that frequently complains about sex and violence on television.

A complaint over “The Simpsons,” which airs on Fox, included a scene in which students carried picket signs with the phrases “What would Jesus glue?” and “Don’t cut off my pianissimo.” Several House and Senate members say they plan to introduce bills in the next few weeks to raise the maximum indecency fine. A similar bill that would increase the top fine from $32,500 to as much as $500,000 per incident stalled in Congress. Full Story

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