I can’t live the buttoned down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?— Homer
I don't know why but for some reason I found this very funny and informative at the same time. Maybe it's because here in the US we really don't give a rating toward... well... crackers. Maybe it's not such a bad idea. Well anyways, the Simpsons crackers get a 4/5 which is pretty darn good for a cracker if you ask us.
Check out the story here:Simpsons Crackers
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