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The Bart Wants What it Wants

Simpsons News — Posted 17 Feb, 2002 by MrBurns

So many women so little time. Is Bart's latest love interest a member of Springfield's elite? Reese Witherspoon and Wolfgang Puck guest star on an all-new Simpsons.

The object of their affection---and altercation---is Greta Wolfcastle (Witherspoon), the daughter of action-film star Rainier Wolfcastle (Puck). After Bart and his slingshot rescue her backpack from bullies, Greta is immediately smitten. But her crush is unrequited, and the oblivious Bart blows off a date with her in order to harass Principal Skinner at his stand-up comedy debut. Clued to Greta's feelings, Bart breaks off the relationship---until Milhouse steps in. It's only then, in the name of love, that Bart asks his parents' help to win Greta back by following her to her dad's film Toronto, Canada.

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