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New Episode 03/14/04: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner

Simpsons News — Posted 15 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

Hey fans a new episode with Jon Lovitz returning as Artie Ziff. Homer tries to take the kids (Bart, Lisa Rod & Todd) to a movie; meanwhile Ned has taken the seniors for ice cream to celebrate Jasper's birthday. With all the kid friendly movies sold out, Homer (on Lenny's recommendation – he's in the movie) takes the kids to see "The Re-Deadening" a horror film that really scares the children. So much so that Bart and Lisa begin hearing noises from the attic. They try to investigate, but their fears scare them out of the attic. They get Homer to lead an investigation into the attic and they find that Artie Ziff has been living there. Ziff tells them why he is living in their attic, his Internet business failed and he's lost everything. He wants to stay there and promises to be on his best behavior until he gets back on his feet. Continue...

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Release Date Set For Season 4 DVD

Simpsons News — Posted 11 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

Break out the Kwik-E-Mart Squishies and pull up a couch -- on June 15, 2004, "THE SIMPSONS" SEASON FOUR DVD COLLECTION debuts from Fox Home Entertainment. Following the record-breaking Season One, Two and Three DVD releases, selling over five million DVDs to-date, "THE SIMPSONS" SEASON FOUR DVD COLLECTION features all 22 episodes from the fourth season (1992-1993) from the longest-running comedy series in primetime. Featuring exclusive bonus material including commentary on each episode, an introduction by Matt Groening, a voiceover featurette with James L. Brooks, an Animation Showcase multi-angle feature, animatics, commercials, deleted scenes and more, the four-disc collection arrives at a suggested retail of $49.98 US / $69.98 Canada. Continue...

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Simpsons Episode Catches Dear Abby by Surprise

Simpsons News — Posted 10 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

Somewhere in Springfield, state unknown, Bart Simpson is in detention, filling a chalkboard with the words "I will not write a fake letter to Dear Abby."

Well, it probably wasn't Bart's handiwork, but he'd no doubt approve of the prank that forced Dear Abby's editors to pull next Monday's advice column, which included a letter that mirrored an episode of The Simpsons.

The column is titled "Wife meets perfect match after husband strikes out." In the letter, the writer describes herself as a 34-year-old mother of three who has been married for 10 years to a man who is "greedy, selfish, inconsiderate and rude."

After the letter raised the suspicions of the newspaper editor, Universal Press Syndicate did some research and discovered that Gene seemed a lot like Homer Simpson's thoughtless character in an episode titled "Life on the Fast Lane." Read it all here.

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Keep It Cool with Simpsons Star Ice Cubes

Simpsons News — Posted 07 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

Hey fans, Kimark International Inc. is making keeping your cool drinks fun with the new Simpsons Tropical Star Cubes. All you do is place the cubes in the freezer for at least 2 hours and then place them in your drink. The cubes will light up and blink while keeping your drink nice and cold. These cubes are FDA approved plastic and FDA approved non-toxic freezing. The lights work off batteries which are included but battery life is only 20 hours; that should last you more than a couple of drinks. You can find these at such stores as Spencers Gifts for $9.99.

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MmMm.. Ritz Bits Sandwiches

Simpsons News — Posted 04 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

Hey hey fans, the Nabisco company has partnered up with Fox for promotional Ritz Bits sandwiches packages (cheese, smores and peanut butter flavors). The promo includes a chance to win "The Simpsons Experience in Hollywood" which includes a 5 day/4 night stay in a cool hotel, cruising Hollywood in a VIP Limo, $2500 Shopping Spree and $500 Simpsons merchandise package.. wowee! You could also be 1 of the 5000 Simpson Poster winners. You can pick up these packages now in your local grocer or visit the Nabisco World website for more info.

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Urban Station New Simpsons Digital Watches

Simpsons News — Posted 04 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

Hey fans, heads up for some fun brand new Simpsons digital watches coming to you from the Urban Station company. So far we've found two designs (1) Homer with an animation of a thought bubble coming up with a donut in it and (2)Bart on a skateboard which travels around the watch with the seconds hand. Each watch comes in it's own tin can and goes for about $20. No word on whether they are limited or not but so far we've only found them in such novelty stores as Aahs!.

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Ricky Gervais turns down The Simpsons

Simpsons News — Posted 03 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

After a diverse career Ricky Gervais finally found fame in BBC show "The Office". But, Gervais has turned down a part in The Simpsons and a string of big-money US deals because he wants to stay in Britain.

The deals included The Simpsons role and his own major network show. But Gervais said: "I don't want to pop up as a Mr Brit on every other television programme. I need to go home to where it rains." Read it all here.

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Fake Merchandise Upsets Groening

Simpsons News — Posted 03 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

The Simpsons creator Matt Groening has hit out at plagiarists trying to sell fake drawings of his famed characters, Homer and Bart.

The Emmy Award-winning producer, who dreamt up the hit TV show back in 1989, slammed the culprits branding them thieves.

Groening fumes, "There's a drawing out on the internet which claims to be by me, drawn in response to the terrorist attacks on September 11th. "It's a very wobbly drawing of Bart and Homer and the Twin Towers, and there are stains on the drawing that are supposed to be my tears - shed while hastily drawing Bart and Homer as the news events unfolded. Watch out for these fakes on eBay and other auction sites. - CBS News.

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MmMmM.. Canadian Exclusive Soda Cans

Simpsons News — Posted 03 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

Hey all you lucky Candians out there. We were just informed that Canadian stores are now carrying 4 new designs for Walmart soda. These are usually called "Sam's Soda" (or Sam's Club Soda). The 4 designs and flavors includes Magnificent! Lemon Lime Soda, Ay Carumba! Root Beer, Mmm...Cola, and Ahh...Yes! Orange Cream Soda. These are only in the Canadian Walmarts for a short time, no word of anything in the US yet. You can also catch these on eBay.

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Weird But True Comic Factoids

Simpsons News — Posted 03 Mar, 2004 by MrBurns

Hey fans, Craig Yae's "Weird But True Comic Factoids" offers some interesting information about your favorite cartoon characters.. including the Simpsons. Elvis to look like Captain Marvel? Tweety Bird too nude for the censors? and Homer's Donut Diet? All in this hard cover book which only sells for $2.99.

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