Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!— McClure
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such web pages as 'Troy
McClure: We Hate You' and 'The Washed-up Actors With Drinking Problems memorial
page'. Today I'm here at Simpson Crazy to tell you all the productions that I
have appeared in, from Movies and TV programs to Telethons and 'I Can't Believe
They Invented It!' shows."