Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re an old man now, and old people are useless.— Homer
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such web pages as 'Troy McClure: We Hate You' and 'The Washed-up Actors With Drinking Problems memorial page'. Today I'm here at Simpson Crazy to tell you all the productions that I have appeared in, from Movies and TV programs to Telethons and 'I Can't Believe They Invented It!' shows."