My story begins back in nineteen-dickity-two. We had to say ‘dickity’ cause the kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity-six miles.— Grampa
Ralph: That's where I saw the Leprechaun.
Bart: Riiiight, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
Leprechaun: (on Ralph's shoulder) Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all!
Marge: Is that normal?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, he's just playing "Wiggle Puppy". That's a dog he made up who flies by wagging his tail. I tell ya, that dog has had some amazing adventures.
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