RSS Feed See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled. Now, how’s that for freedom of choice?Homer

Trash of the Titans

Trash of the Titans

Rating: 4.2 (111 votes)


Homer runs for Sanitation Commissioner, appealing to all the lazy slobs with his "Can't Someone Else Do It?" campaign.

Memorable quotes

Moe: Woah, woah, hey, you didn't pay for the beer.
Homer: Can't someone else do it?!
Moe: (laughs) Very good! (Homer exits, we hear a gun cock) Seriously, gimme the money.

Homer: Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money?
Bart: Dealing drugs?
Lisa: Drugs?
Marge: I'll have to say drugs too.
Homer: Close, but you're way off.

Homer: This man doesn't crawl, he stands tall. That rhymes Marge, and you know it rhymes, admit it!

Ray Patterson: If I hadn't packed my letter opener, I'd give you such a stabbing.
Homer: Are you going to let politics get in the way of our friendship?
Ray Patterson: Friendship!? You told people I lured children into my gingerbread house!


No notes have been added for this episode yet.


No parodies have been added for this episode yet.