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The Simpsons — Season Sixteen

Treehouse of Horror XV

Treehouse of Horror XV »

P-code FABF23 • Index 16×01 • Aired Nov 07, 2004

The Ned Zone: Ned gains the powers to see people's deaths. Four Beheadings and a Funeral: Lisa and Bart try to catch a Jack-the-Ripper-esque serial killer in Victorian-era London. In the Belly of the Boss: In a parody of Fantastic Voyage, Maggie is trapped inside Burns' body, and the other Simpsons must go inside to save her.

All's Fair in Oven War

All's Fair in Oven War »

P-code FABF20 • Index 16×02 • Aired Nov 14, 2004

When Bart fishes Homer's vintage ''Playdude'' magazines out of the trash, he decides to adopt the ring-a-ding-ding lifestyle of the 1970s, as interpreted by a 10-year-old. Meanwhile, Marge stoops to sabotage to keep up with the other contestants during the Ovenfresh Bakeoff.

Sleeping With the Enemy

Sleeping With the Enemy »

P-code FABF19 • Index 16×03 • Aired Nov 21, 2004

When Marge realises that Bart and Lisa dislike her mothering them, she takes Nelson Muntz under her wing, whose father has disappeared and mother ignores him. Meanwhile, Lisa gets picked on at school for being overweight and goes on a diet.

She Used to Be My Girl

She Used to Be My Girl »

P-code FABF22 • Index 16×04 • Aired Dec 05, 2004

After a scandal involving Mayor Quimby makes the news, Marge's old school friend, Chloe Talbot comes to Springfield, who is now a famous journalist. However Marge gets jealous when Lisa sees Chloe as a better role model.

Fat Man and Little Boy

Fat Man and Little Boy »

P-code FABF21 • Index 16×05 • Aired Dec 12, 2004

After Bart loses his baby tooth in a spitball fight, he suffers a ''mid-life crisis''. Bart chooses to express his feelings with T-shirt slogans and a local merchant decides he wants to sell them. And, after Homer loses his job, Bart becomes the soul provider for the family.

Midnight Rx

Midnight Rx »

P-code FABF16 • Index 16×06 • Aired Jan 16, 2005

Grampa and Homer go to Canada to smuggle prescription drugs, since Abe can no longer afford the jacked-up prices for pills in the U.S.

Mommie Beerest

Mommie Beerest »

P-code GABF01 • Index 16×07 • Aired Jan 30, 2005

The Simpsons are suddenly more wealthy after their mortgage is finally paid off. However, when Moe's Tavern is shut down by the health inspector, Homer takes out another mortgage on Moe's to kep it running. Wanting to protect their investment, Marge takes charge and gives the bar a facelift...but Homer thinks she is spending too much time with Moe.

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass »

P-code GABF02 • Index 16×08 • Aired Feb 06, 2005

Homer becomes a victory dance choreographer after dancing for a victory over his son. Meanwhile Ned looks to create his own wholesome entertainment by creating his own versions of bible stories, which seem to only concentrate on the violent parts.

Pranksta Rap

Pranksta Rap »

P-code GABF03 • Index 16×09 • Aired Feb 13, 2005

Bart sneaks off to attend a rap concert without his parents' permission. When Homer and Marge realize their son is missing, Bart fakes his own kidnapping to avoid punishment.

There's Something About Marrying

There's Something About Marrying »

P-code GABF04 • Index 16×10 • Aired Feb 20, 2005

After Springfield gets rated as one of the worst towns in America to visit, Quimby and the townsfolk decide to legalise same-sex marriage. When Reverend Lovejoy refuses to perform the marriages, Homer jumps on the bandwagon and becomes a priest online. However, Marge is shocked to learn that her sister Patty is gay and engaged to be married.

On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister

On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister »

P-code GABF05 • Index 16×11 • Aired Mar 06, 2005

Tired of her brother making fun of her constantly, Lisa gets a restraining order against Bart. He must stay at least 20 feet away from her at all times. And when he takes her to court to protest, the distance is increased to 200 feet, and Bart must live in the back yard. Meanwhile, Homer get a job as a ''greeter'' at the Sprawl*Mart.

Goo Goo Gai Pan

Goo Goo Gai Pan »

P-code GABF06 • Index 16×12 • Aired Mar 13, 2005

Selma goes to China in an attempt to adopt a baby, but since single women can't adopt, she must pretend that Homer is her husband.

Mobile Homer

Mobile Homer »

P-code GABF07 • Index 16×13 • Aired Mar 20, 2005

Marge becomes worried that Homer ''keeps almost dying'', and starts saving money. However Homer blows it all on an RV - and gets thrown out of the house.

The Seven-Beer Snitch

The Seven-Beer Snitch »

P-code GABF08 • Index 16×14 • Aired Apr 03, 2005

Springfield builds a new cultural center after discovering the town is ridiculed by Shelbyville. However, it is a flop and is turned into a state prison. It is not long before Homer is sent there, where he becomes a prison snitch. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa set out the discover why Snowball II has gotten fat.

Future-Drama

Future-Drama »

P-code GABF12 • Index 16×15 • Aired Apr 17, 2005

Bart and Lisa get a glimpse of their future, eight years from next Tuesday. Homer and Marge have separated, and Bart and Lisa are both graduating from high school. However Lisa's scholarship at Yale is threatened when it is offered to Bart instead.

Don't Fear The Roofer

Don't Fear The Roofer »

P-code GABF10 • Index 16×16 • Aired May 01, 2005

Homer goes to an out-of-town bar after realising he can't keep a roof over his family's head. While there he makes a new friend in Ray Magini who happens to be a licensed roofer. However when Ray never shows up, Marge believes him to be imaginary and Homer is sent to a mental hospital.

The Heartbroke Kid

The Heartbroke Kid »

P-code GABF11 • Index 16×17 • Aired May 01, 2005

When Springfield Elementary gets new vending machines, Bart becomes addicted to the sugar-loaded snacks. Three weeks later he is so overweight he has a heart attack and is sent to a fitness camp.

A Star Is Torn

A Star Is Torn »

P-code GABF13 • Index 16×18 • Aired May 08, 2005

Lisa auditions for an Pop Idol-esque singing competition, ''Krusty's Li'l Starmaker'', with audience-pleasing songs written by her father.

Thank God It's Doomsday

Thank God It's Doomsday »

P-code GABF14 • Index 16×19 • Aired May 08, 2005

After watching an apocolyptic movie, Homer believes the rapture is coming and tried to spread the word. However after a miscalculation, the rapture does come and Homer is called up to heaven.

Home Away From Homer

Home Away From Homer »

P-code GABF15 • Index 16×20 • Aired May 15, 2005

Flanders becomes the laughing stock of Springfield after unknowingly renting out his spare room to two college women who broadcast their 'sexy antics' across the Internet. Flanders moves away from Springfield, but Homer realises you don't know what you've got til it's gone.

The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star

The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star »

P-code GABF09 • Index 16×21 • Aired May 15, 2005

Bart is expelled from Springfield Elementary (again!) and the only school they can get him into is Catholic. However Marge worries the school is converting him.

Season 16

(2004-2005)