Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room. But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed. And that’s why we had Chinese food for lunch.— Homer
Bart: (reads from Playdude) It says here that this music will get a stewardess to give you a "layover."
Milhouse: I hope its in Omaha. Thats where my granny lives.