Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, The Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.— CBG
Bart: What's Gabbo?
Homer: I figure it's some guy's name. Some guy named Gabbo.
Grampa: Oh, everything's stolen nowadays. Why the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached!
Bart: Somebody oughta ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined Krusty's.
Lisa: Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart.
Bart: Yes they do.
Lisa: No they don't.
Bart: Yes they do.
Lisa: No they don't!
Bart: Yes they do!
Lisa: Dad!
Homer: Two wrongs make a right, Lisa.
Bart: Hey Moe, look over there!
Moe: (stares at the wall) What, what am I lookin' at? I don't see nothin'. I'm gonna stop lookin' soon. What? What, is that it?
Homer: Hey Moe, can I look too?
Moe: Sure, but it'll cost ya.
Homer: My wallet's in the car!
Moe: He is so stupid... And now back to the wall.
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!
Krusty: The important thing is, we're like a family.
Sideshow Mel: Krusty, I--
Krusty: Shut your hole!
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