Look at those morons. I paid my taxes over a year ago!— Homer
Look at those morons. I paid my taxes over a year ago!— Homer
Bart: What's Gabbo?
Homer: I figure it's some guy's name. Some guy named Gabbo.
Grampa: Oh, everything's stolen nowadays. Why the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached!
Bart: Somebody oughta ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined Krusty's.
Lisa: Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart.
Bart: Yes they do.
Lisa: No they don't.
Bart: Yes they do.
Lisa: No they don't!
Bart: Yes they do!
Lisa: Dad!
Homer: Two wrongs make a right, Lisa.
Bart: Hey Moe, look over there!
Moe: (stares at the wall) What, what am I lookin' at? I don't see nothin'. I'm gonna stop lookin' soon. What? What, is that it?
Homer: Hey Moe, can I look too?
Moe: Sure, but it'll cost ya.
Homer: My wallet's in the car!
Moe: He is so stupid... And now back to the wall.
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!
Krusty: The important thing is, we're like a family.
Sideshow Mel: Krusty, I--
Krusty: Shut your hole!
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