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Sorry Ned... Christian TV regulator avoids The Simpsons

Simpsons News — Posted 27 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

Jonathan Edwards, the record-breaking triple jumper, spoke for the first time this weekend about the Christian principles that will guide him in his new role as a television watchdog, revealing amongst other things that he doesn’t watch the Simpsons.

Edwards added that as a child he was not allowed to watch on a Sunday, but that he had dropped this practice with his own children.
"What I don't like is gratuitous sex and and violence. I think it is bad and lazy TV and I don't know why we have to see it."
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News: Simon Cowell, Groening Plans for the Future, and the Story of "D'oh!"

Simpsons News — Posted 27 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

Hey fans, here's some news.. you can use. First off we have some news that American Idol judge Simon Cowell is in talks to be on the Simpsons. Simpsons executive producer Al Gean admitted: "We thought it would be funny to include Simon in an episode." No news yet whether or not Simon has accepted the offer. Read

Talk about planning for the future, Matt Greoning says that he is considering putting "D'oh" as the epitaph for his grave stone. We prefer something like "The Father of D'oh" or "The D'oh Man". In either case we hope that Matt doesn't have to decide anytime soon. He jokes, "Even if I don't put it on my grave, some fan will spray it on." Read.

Speaking of "D'oh", how did the word become so popular and widely used. Was it soley based on The Simpsons or does the word have actual historical roots. Read Here about it's past with Laurel and Hardy and how the past 13 years has changed this "English Dictionary" word.

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New Episode: Dude, Where's My Ranch?

Simpsons News — Posted 27 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

Be sure to catch a new episode of the Simpsons tonight. David Byrne, the former lead singer of the Talking Heads, guest voices as himself when Homer's not particularly glowing song about Flanders becomes a big hit after he sings it for the guys at Moe's, Byrne offers to produce the tune. The Simpsons end up vacationing at a dude ranch, where Bart and Homer get between Native Americans and beavers. While at the ranch, Lisa falls for a young cowboy, voiced by ex-"Home Improvement" star Jonathan Taylor Thomas. This is part of a special full hour of The Simpsons, following this episode will be a re-run of Barting Over.

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Grand Theft Auto.. Simpsons Style

Simpsons News — Posted 25 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

Hey gamers, something new for you,The Simpsons: Hit and Run developed by Radical Entertainment for PS2, Xbox, GameCube, and PC will feature all of our favorite Simpsons characters and will play out in a similar fashion to Grand Theft Auto; that is, a car-themed adventure game. There are over 2,500 lines of written dialogue from the show's writers in addition to spoken dialogue from the original voice talent. Players will cruise around a fully rendered Springfield in more than 70 missions across seven huge levels, which include racing, collecting, and "out-of-car experiences." The game will also boast a four-player multiplayer mode. Simpsons fans should look forward to a fall 2003 release. Get the full list of new games by Clicking Here.

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Welcome to ToleDOH!

Simpsons News — Posted 24 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

We've seen it in the past, the use of Simpson names, characterists or something from the show used on something totally non-related to the show but used to draw the attention of an audience. Welcome to ToleDOH! Ohio, the new slogan of the city, in an effort to draw more people to the city uses the common Homer Simpson phrase "Doh!". City Council President Louis Escobar showed the signs to fellow councilmen yesterday and urged them to be imaginative. "Think outside the box," Mr. Escobar said. "Think Homer Simpson saying ‘Doh,’" said Councilman Ellen Grachek who, at 26, is young enough to have grown up with The Simpsons. Although this is very Homer Simpson-ish, the sign was not intended to be using Simpsonsism. Read more about it by Clicking Here.

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The Show Just Writes Itself.. Well Not Really

Simpsons News — Posted 21 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

"THE Simpsons doesn't write itself. It's just written so well that it seems that way. The characters are coloured and shaped with such vivid detail and personality, and their absurd version of the world sustained with such fine touches of constant creativity, that they might as well actually exist.
So when Homer makes another of his fantastic anti-logical arguments -- 'Facts are meaningless! You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!' -- or expresses a wish to do something more dreamily fulfilling with his life, like work in a carnival 'where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is quite what it seems', you don't consciously admire the scriptwriters for their exquisite dialogue. You just laugh like a baby." Read the full article by Clicking Here.

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Homer's "Gold"en Beer

Simpsons News — Posted 21 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

The Courier Mail's business financial section took a little look at beer this week. Can someone grow rich on beer? With hundreds of micro-breweries all over the world, how does one succeed over the rest? How about the name. While examing the financial effects of beer and beer making the article takes a glimpse into the short lived Australian Duff beer company. "Cartons of Homer Simpson's favourite beer are on offer for $10,000. Duff is not for drinking – after seven years it should all have the refreshing allure of a chilled bottle of Worcestershire sauce." Don't get any smart ideas though collectors, the Duff plant didn't just close down due to over exhaust, instead it was shut down by Fox's legal dept.

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Bradford Ships 4th of Illuminated Christmas Figures

Simpsons News — Posted 21 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

The Bradford Edition has shipped the 4th issue in the Simpsons Illuminated Christmas Ornaments. The set contains 3 new figures. (1)Christmas Bonus, where Burns is giving Homer his Christmas bonus of a candy cane, (2)Picture Perfect, of the whole family standing in front of a camera for family portrait and (3)Fat Chance where Homer is trying to squeeze through the chimney while Bart and Santa's Little Helper watch. These are fabulous figures and can only bought if you subscribe to the whole series. These are cast only for 120 days and are great collectibles. Pick yours up from collectiblestoday.com today.

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Tower Records Has Your Plush Toys

Simpsons News — Posted 21 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

Hey fans, Tower Records' website now carries the latest in the Simpsons plush toys. You can now pick up a 17inch Marge, a 12 inch Lisa and a 11 inch Maggie just to name a few. They also have the Radioactice Man, Bartman and Little Miss Springfield.. all in stock and for sale on some great prices. Check out there Simpson section of their site to see these great items and pick one up today.

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Harry Shearer on the Evolution of Mr. Burns

Simpsons News — Posted 17 Apr, 2003 by MrBurns

THE EVOLUTION OF MR. BURNS: Just because Homer Simpson’s evil boss, Mr. Burns, is a cartoon character, you can’t assume he hasn’t changed over the years, says Harry Shearer. Knox News covers a small interview with the man who carries the voice of Burns, as well as many other characters, Harry Shearer. Click Here to read this great info on the evolution of our favorite evil character, Mr. Burns.

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