My story begins back in nineteen-dickity-two. We had to say ‘dickity’ cause the kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity-six miles.— Grampa
Sideshow Bob: Ah the catwalk, the perfect view point... for revenge! (takes out a bag of potato chips) Ah, kettle chips, the perfect side dish... for revenge!
Gameshow host: Okay Moe, last week we asked you a question and you stalled for twenty minutes.
Moe: Yes, I was told to.
Gameshow: Here's your next question: Which of these is not a subatomic particle: a) proton b) neutron c) bon-bon d) electron.
Moe: Alright let's see, I was born in Indiana, so that ain't it.
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