Business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn’t for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.— Moe
Business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn’t for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.— Moe
Godfrey Jones: We members of the press, somtimes, make mistakes. Rock Bottom would to make the following corrections: (a list scrolls past very quickly)
Bart: Wow! V8 juice really isn't 1/8 gasoline.
Homer: And Ted Koppel IS a robot!
Homer: I need help. Oh God, help me. Help me, God! (phone rings; Homer answers) Y'ello?
Voice: Hello Homer, this is God...(pause)...frey Jones from the TV magazine show Rock Bottom.
Homer: I feel like a kid in some kind of a store!
Apu: Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again!
Protesters: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great! (pause) Great meaning large or immense! We use it in the pejorative sense!
Lisa: Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my school and how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
Bart: Mom, how can you leave us with this maniac?!
Homer: I need help. Oh God, help me. Help me God!! (phone rings and Homer answers) Yello?
Voice: Hello Homer, this is God...frey Jones from the TV magazine show, Rock Bottom.
Groundskeeper Willie: My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I didn't come forward, because in this country it makes you look like a pervert. But every single Scottish person does it!
Ashley: Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter said you were a decent man. I guess she was right.
Homer: You're both right,
Marge: Hasn't this experience taught you you can't believe everything you hear?
Homer: Marge my friend, I haven't learned a thing.
