Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re an old man now, and old people are useless.— Homer
Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re an old man now, and old people are useless.— Homer
Ed Begley. Jr.: I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. (attaches helment and drives off)
Carl: Hey, Mr. Simpson, sir, can I get your autograph?
Homer: All right, what's the name?
Carl: Uh, Homer, we've worked together for ten years. (Homer stares blankly) It's Carl. (Homer signs)
Carl: (reads notepad) You only wrote my name. I wanted yours.
Homer: Take it or leave it... (reads notepad) Carl.
Lenny: (whispering) Get ready, everybody. He's about to do something stupid.
Homer: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you gentlemen, but you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show.
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