Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves!— Homer
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves!— Homer
Ed Begley. Jr.: I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. (attaches helment and drives off)
Carl: Hey, Mr. Simpson, sir, can I get your autograph?
Homer: All right, what's the name?
Carl: Uh, Homer, we've worked together for ten years. (Homer stares blankly) It's Carl. (Homer signs)
Carl: (reads notepad) You only wrote my name. I wanted yours.
Homer: Take it or leave it... (reads notepad) Carl.
Lenny: (whispering) Get ready, everybody. He's about to do something stupid.
Homer: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you gentlemen, but you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show.
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