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The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace

The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace

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Synopsis

After hearing that the average life expectancy is now 76.2, Homer decides that at 38.1 years of age, it is time to do something worthwhile. So he becomes an inventor, modeling himself after Thomas Edison.


Memorable quotes

Homer: You look at this table, and what do you see? Just a table. Now a creative person like me looks at this table and sees all kinds of creative things. But no tables!
Marge: Homer, that's not a table, that's our dryer.
Homer: Aah! My files! (opens the dryer, and several pieces of paper come flying out)

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