Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous!— Apu
Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous!— Apu
Krusty: How much do you love me?
Kids: With all of our hearts!
Krusty: What would you do if I went of the air?
Kids: We'd kill ourselves!
Homer: Mmm... chocolate. Ooh, double chocolate. Ooh, new flavor - triple chocolate!
Apu: What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
Homer: The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show starring my wife's sisters... or as I call them, "The Gruesome Twosome".
Krusty: Hand over all you money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.
Chief Wiggum: Krusty the Clown, you are under arrest for armed robbery. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Patty: ...and this is all the mail that awaited us upon our return... and this is Selma dropping off our vacation film to be developed. Thus concludes our Mexican Odyssey.
Bart: I've based my whole life on Krusty's teachings.
Marge: Maybe it will turn out he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge, Earth to Marge. I was there: the clown's G-I-L-L-T-Y.
Judge Snyder: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty: I plead guilty, your honor. (realizing) Uh, I mean not guilty. Opening night jitters, your honor.
Reverend Lovejoy: Because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly, so stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.
Bart: Krusty wore big floppy shoes but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.
Sideshow Bob: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.
