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Team Homer

Team Homer

Rating: 4.3 (132 votes)


Homer starts a bowling team, the Pin Pals, funded by an intoxicated Mr. Burns. Meanwhile, Bart's ''Down With Homework!'' T-shirt causes a riot at school, resulting in mandatory school uniforms.

Memorable quotes

Chalmers: Skinner! Why aren't these uniforms colorfast?!
Skinner: I don't understand it. I got them at the same place I buy Mother's dresses, and -- Good Lord! Mother's in the park!
Chalmers: This I gotta see.

Wiggum: All right, Snake, make us proud. (Lou unlocks his leg irons)
Snake: (walking up) One... two... three... (runs quickly) ...four five six seven eight nine ten... (pops head round door) Bye!
Wiggum: Um, We forefit.

Moe: Ehh, they think they're so high and mighty. Just because they never got caught driving without pants.

Pedro: Buenas noches, senoritas!
Moe: What'd he say? What'd he say? Was that about me?

Bart: (whining) Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: (on phone) Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, butthey were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth.
Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening.

Moe: Either Burns goes or Moe goes.
Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name.


  • On Homer's trophy case there is an Oscar for best supporting actor with the name "Dr. Hing S. Nior" crossed out. He won the Oscar in 1985 for the part in The Killing Fields.


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