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The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Rating: 3.9 (119 votes)

Synopsis

After Bart nearly destroys Springfield he is sent to military school, but Lisa wants to stay there too, and is determined to stick it out as the only girl.


Memorable quotes

Kid: What's the matter? Don't girls like doing push-ups in the mud?
Lisa: Is there any answer that I can give that won't result in more push-ups? (kids confer)
Kid: No.

Notes

  • When Bart speaks through the row of megaphones every window in Springfield smashes - however in the next scene, the Simpsons' car and the police car appear undamaged.

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