The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!— Homer
Tab Spangler: Homer, you're suffering from PSI. Poor Self Esteem. (looks at P.S.I. sign) Its not 'I'... Every sign is wrong!
Tab Spangler: I'll whip you and you tell me why you're here (whips)
Kent Brockman: Ow! Kent Brockman, Chanel 6. I gorge on chicken during the sports broadcasts.
Tab Spangler: I know your fat's spilling over onto chanels 5 and 7. I hope you're getting three pay cheques.
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