UK censorship guide: Season 11

ACT 2
After Lisa deserts Homer

Homer: I will never get my comeuppance! You hear me! No comeuppance!! We'll be right back.

ACT 2
After the end credits

Gracie Films Woman: Shhh...
Homer: Don't shush me, you rich bastard.

ACT 1
Homer and Bart watch PBS

Homer: It's about a hard-drinking yet loving family of soccer hooligans. If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!
Bart: Cheeky.
(On "Do Shut Up", Two Cockney English Men are drinking beer. One grabs a bottle and hands it to the second man.)
Cockney: Jolly sodding X-Mas, major. Choke on it!
(He smashes the bottle over the other guy's head.)

ACT 3
After Lisa's self-dancing hoes are stopped

Lil' Viki: Self Tapping Shoes? I'm ever so pissed.

ACT 2
The family recount their money-wasting

Narrator: Where did the money go? Marge lost much of the family fortune investing in birth control products.
Marge: I learned something. When people reach for their diaphragm, they don't want to see my picture.

ACT 2-3
After the family split

Narrator: The dream was over. Coming up: Was the dream really over? Yes it was. Or was it? And Homer finds a new passion: dusting and polishing mixing boards.
(Homer dusts a mixing board.)
(End of Act Two)
Narrator: The Simpsons started out on a wing and a prayer.

ACT 2
After the end credits

Gracie Films Woman: Shhh...
Homer: Don't shush me, you rich bastard.

Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show

ACT 1
Homer and Bart watch PBS

Homer: It's about a hard-drinking yet loving family of soccer hooligans. If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!
Bart: Cheeky.
(On "Do Shut Up", Two Cockney English Men are drinking beer. One grabs a bottle and hands it to the second man.)
Cockney: Jolly sodding X-Mas, major. Choke on it!
(He smashes the bottle over the other guy's head.)

Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show