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UK censorship guide: Season 6

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Another Simpsons Clip Show (2F33)

ACT 2
In a clip from The Last Temptation of Homer

Man 1: (walking by) Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastards!
Mindy: Get bent.
Man 2: (walking by) No more Cherynobles!
Homer: Go to hell!
(Homer throws a brick at him.)

Sky One

BBC

 

Itchy & Scratchy Land (2F01)

ACT 2
Bart spots another costumed Itchy character

Bart: So Mr. Itchy, you think your god's gift of women, do ya?
Lisa: Don't do it, Bart.
(Bart pulls out his swingshot, he then pulls a stink bomb out of his "Lil' Bastard Travelling Kit". He puts the bomb in his swingshot and hurls it at the costumed Itchy.)

Sky One

 

Sideshow Bob Roberts (2F02)

ACT 3
Bob admits to rigging the election

Bob: Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all! There. Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?
Bart: We want the truth!
Bob: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!

Sky One

 

Homie the Clown (2F12)

ACT 1
Homer gets ready for clown college graduation

Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
Lisa: If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you.
Homer: Thanks, honey. Bank shot!
(Homer squirts them both.)

Sky One

 

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) (2F16)

ACT 3
During the town meeting

Grampa: Because of him I lost my room, my things and my buddy's collection of old sunbathing magazines.
Crazy Old Man: You bastard.
Moe: I lost my bar!
Barney: I lost his bar!

Sky One

BBC

 

 

Archives cuts

Sideshow Bob Roberts (2F02)

ACT 3
Bob admits to rigging the election

Bob: Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all! There. Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?
Bart: We want the truth!
Bob: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!

BBC

Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show.

 

Bart vs. Australia

ACT 1-2
Bart comes clean about his prank

Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: That's no reason to block the TV.
Marge: Oh my...
(End of Act One)
Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900 collect call?
Bart: Yes, 'm.

This short edit was made to protect people from the horrifying truth: BBC 2 don't have ads... though not really a valid reason, since the scene would work fine with no cuts.

BBC

Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show.