Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, The Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.— CBG
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ACT 1 Cut in pre-watershed airings.
Lenny: Carl, let me die first. I couldn't bear to watch you die. |
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ACT 2 UltraHouse: This is constable Wiggums. We'll be right there. Remove your knickers and wait in the bath. |
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ACT 3 Cut in pre-watershed airings.
Slithers: Oh sir! In death, we shall be together always. |
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ACT 1 Cut in pre-watershed airings. (Homer tries fixing the jukebox, and smashes it
with his fist. Blood appears and starts
spraying profusely from Homer's wound. Homer screams in agony.) |
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ACT 2 Cut in pre-watershed airings. Homer: It's not fair, just when I was
getting to be the world's greatest bartender, it's all snatched
away. (Offers a bottle to Bart.) Freshen your drink, pal? |
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ACT 3 Cut in pre-watershed airings. (Homer, Barney and Carl are at
the oxygen bar; Lenny is in a giant hamster wheel.) |
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ACT 3 Cut in pre-watershed airings. Model: After Chernobyl, my
penis, is falling off. |
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ACT 3 Cut in pre-watershed airings.
Lisa: Dad, you shot Moe! |
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ACT 1 Cut in pre-watershed airings.
Burns: Great heavens! It's one of those nude female firestations! Oh, I'd always be second place to some kitten stuck in a tree. Let's go Smithers. Smithers? |
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ACT 2 Cut in pre-watershed airings.
(Homer carries Marge upstairs, tongue gagging. Cut to Homer & Marge in bed, afterward; they both groan.) |
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ACT 1 Willy: Ach, ya speak like a poet, betcha
punch like one too! |
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ACT 1 Mayor Quimby: And now... let the battle be
joined. |
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ACT 3 Apu: (tying noose)
Over, under, round and round, so your feet won't touch the
ground. |
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ACT 1 Judge Snyder: Homer Simpson, for attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery, I sentence you to 200 hours of community service. |
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ACT 3 (Homer is being strapped in to the electric chair. One guy pulls a sponge out of a bucket of water, he clenches it as water escapes. He then places it on Homer's head. Wiggum sheds a tear.) |
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ACT 3 Yes Guy: The governor says he hopes you're a
twitcher. Oh Yes! |
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ACT 3 Marge: I'll always love you. |