RSS Feed Look Marge, you don’t know what it’s like - I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order! You’re out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ’Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it’s Chinatown!!! — Homer

UK censorship guide: Season 2

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Treehouse of Horror (7F04)

ACT 1
And the end of the intro sequence

During the opening sequence, the flashes of lightning were slowed down.

 Channel 4

 

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (7F16)

ACT 1
Grampa tells Homer about Herb

Grampa: She did stuff your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.

 Channel 4

ACT 1
Homer vows to find Herb

Bart: So, any ideas where this bastard lives?
Homer: Bart!
Bart: What? His parents aren't married are they? It's a correct word isn't it?
Homer: Well, he's got us there.
Bart: (singing) Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard!
(Cut to Gas Station.)

Channel 4

ACT 2
Homer and Herb meet for the first time

(Homer and Herb hug.)
Herb: Welcome to my home, brother.
Homer: Holy moley, the bastard's rich!

 Sky One

ACT 2
Homer and Herb meet for the first time

(Homer and Herb hug.)
Herb: Welcome to my home, brother.
Homer: Holy moley, the bastard's rich!

 Channel 4

 

Bart's Dog Gets An F (7F14)

ACT 3
Santa' Little Helper finally understands Bart

(Bart successfully gets Santa's Little Helper to perform for Ms. Winthrop.)
Ms. Winthrop: Oh, you son of a bitch. Good show!

 BBC

Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show

 

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (7F16)

ACT 1
Grampa and Jasper watch a McBain movie

Mendoza: Any more new business?
(McBain bursts in with a gun.)
McBain: Only your death.
Mendoza: McBain!
(McBain starts firing, as he shoots down all of Mendoza's associates in a circular motion. A gun falls in front of Mendoza.)

 BBC

Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show

ACT 1
Homer vows to find Herb

Homer: I'm going to find my brother!
Grandpa: Yeah, good luck.
(Grandpa turns on the TV.)
(Cut to Simpsons car, on the way back from the hospital.)
Lisa: A long lost half brother, how Dickensian.
Bart: So, any ideas where this bastard lives?
Homer: Bart!
Bart: What? His parents aren't married are they? It's a correct word isn't it?
Homer: Well, he's got us there.
Bart: (singing) Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard!
(Cut to Gas Station.)

 BBC

Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show

ACT 2
Homer and Herb meet for the first time

(Homer and Herb hug.)
Herb: Welcome to my home, brother.
Homer: Holy moley, the bastard's rich!

 BBC

Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show

 

Three Men and a Comic Book (7F21)

ACT 1
After Marge suggests Bart should get a part-time job.

("Turn, Turn, Turn" by The Byrds begins to play)
Narrator: Me? Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever.
(music stops)
Homer: Bart! What are you staring at?
Bart: Uh, nothing.
("Turn, Turn, Turn" starts playing again)
Narrator: He didn't say it, and neither did I, but at that moment, my dad and I were closer than we...
(music stops)
Homer: Bart! Stop it!
Bart: Sorry.
(Bart starts drinking, while looking at the audience. "Turn, Turn, Turn" starts playing briefly.)

 BBC

Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show