Order, order! Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N. or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?— Skinner
ACT 1 From the pan to Bart's bedroom to Bob's prison cell, the animation is slowed down, so that the lightning flashes don't cause any seizures among viewers. It's very possible that some footage was removed. |
ACT 1 Ramone 1: I'd just like to say this gig
sucks. |
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ACT 1 Ramone 1: I'd just like to say this gig
sucks. |
ACT 2 Bart: The only other college within 50 miles
is Springfield A&M so they're our best target. |
ACT 1 Like previous Halloween episodes, the opening has a "slow-motion frame" edit, so the lightning doesn't trigger seizures among anyone. This is fairly noticeable, as when the bullets hit the "TV Violence" tombstone, the sound kicks in later during the shot. |
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ACT 1 Homer: Okay, don't panic. Remember your
emergency procedures... Channel Four replaced "bastard" with Homer screaming. Because of this, the scream runs into Homer's next line and it's very messy. |
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ACT 3 Bart: We had a story to go with this, but it
was far too intense... so we just threw something together with
vampires. Enjoy! |
ACT 3 (At Homer and Mindy's stand.) |
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ACT 3 (At Homer and Mindy's stand.) |
ACT 1 Grampa: I'll join. I'm
filled with piss and vinegar... at first I was just filled with
vinegar. |
ACT 1 This was cut following the Asian tsunami disaster of 2004. Kent: (reading news)
"Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala
Lala... pure. Kuala Lum... per..." (crosses it out)
"France!" |
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ACT 1 Also cut after the tsunami disaster. Surprisingly, even though it is right in the middle of a shot (i.e. the "camera" doesn't move), the cut is barely noticeable. Brockman: Yeah I know I'm on. But I don't
care. I don't read the news until I get my Danish. Go
ahead, try to find a replacement. |
ACT 1 Throughout the entire scene there are a lot of "slow-motion frame" edits to remove some lightning flashes in order not to cause seizures among viewers. |
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ACT 3 Woods: Okay, good. Book me a flight, rent me an igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that, boom! I am outta here, I'm a dot, I'm gone, okay? What do you mean, I gotta give two weeks' notice? Why you frickin', no good, motha [beep] [beep] [beep-beep-beep] cheese! ...No, not you, I'm just talking to my oven. |
ACT 1 Krabappel: Now unfortunately, our school
clocks have been running fast all semester, so today we all have
to stay two extra hours to make up for the time we lost. Hah! This is the first instance of an actual image being censored on the Simpsons; The "Lil' Bastard" was blacked out. |
ACT 1 Abe: That's my son up there!
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Archived cut: Restored around February 2000 |
ACT 3 Burns: As you can see, Simpson, I've taken
over all 78 channels. And you won't see any of your favorite
shows again until you give in. |
Archived cut: Restored around February 2000 |
ACT 3 Burns: So, good sand today, hmm? (Maggie offers him her pacifier) Oh, well, I don't usually, but... (As he puts it in his mouth, a photographer appears on the other side of the fence and takes a photo.) Damn you paparazzo! (He throws the pacifier down.) The line was dubbed with silence, making the cut glaringly obvious. It was cut following the death of Princess Diana, as were several references to car crashes in other episodes. How Sky arrived at the conclusion that these scenes could offend someone is unknown. |
Archived cut: now restored |
ACT 1 Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned!
Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon-- Nixon died shortly after this episode aired in the U.S., and by the time it had reached the BBC he'd been dead for quite a while, so the Beeb removed this to not confuse viewers. |
Archived cut: BBC2 no longer airs the show |
ACT 1 Otto: Park anywhere! I'm not gonna lay any
rule trip on you today. Another cut following Princess Diana's death. |
Archived cut: Now restored |
ACT 1 Quimby: In the spirit of the occasion, I
must tell you what I think. You two screwed up royal! Another cut following Princess Diana's death. It has got to be the most bizzare cut we've ever seen - as if the word "royal" would have offended anyone! |
Archived cut: Now restored |
ACT 3 Hibbert: Oh, now, there's no need to resort
to violence. |
Archived cut: Restored around February 2000 |
ACT 2 Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? (his armchair breaks) D'oh! Stupid poetic justice! |
Archived cut: Restored around February 2000 |
ACT 1 Marge: I really think the guns are a bad
idea. |
Archived cut: BBC2 no longer airs the show |
ACT 2 Moe: (in front of mirror) Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? There's no one else here, you must be talkin' to me. (outstretches his arm; a gun flies out and smashes the mirror) Well, that was an antique... crap! |
Archived cut: Restored around February 2000 |
ACT 1 Bart: Hey, McBain, I'm a big fan, but your
last movie really sucked. |
Archived cut: Restored mid-2002 |
ACT 2 Skinner: Bart, for the heinous crime of
"hooky", I sentence you to a lifetime of hard labor in
the cafeteria. |
Archived cut: Restored mid-2002 |
ACT 3 Burns: Smithers, guess what happened to me
last night? |
Archived cut: Restored mid-2002 |
ACT 3 Lovejoy: And so when Eliphaz came down from
Mount Hebron bearing figs, he offered them to Mohem, who you
will remember is the father of Sheckhom, and to Hazar on the
occasion of their matrimony, much in the same-- |
Archived cut: BBC2 no longer airs the show |
ACT 2 Homer: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown! |
Archived cut: Restored around February 2000 |