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ACT 3
As the mafia confront Homer and Marge
Edna: Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson
and her gangland cronies.
Maude: Your goon squads certainly gave you the edge in
the mobile snack business. But I'm afraid we've outdone you once
again. Hiroshi, Yukio...
(Maude steps aside to reveal a group of armed Japanese.)
Maude: Perhaps you've heard of the Yakuza... the
Poison Fists of the Pacific Rim... the Japanese mafia.
Agnes: They'll kill ya five times before you hit the
ground!
(Homer and Marge look confused. The two gangs stand at
opposite ends, as they pull out weapons and wait for an attack.
One of the Japanese guys throws a ninja star at Legs, Legs hits
it aside with his knife. Another Japanese guy leaps at
Fat Tony, Tony ducks. An all-out mob war ensues, as the two
gangs hit each other and the like. Louie
sneaks up behind one of the Japanese guys and starts strangling
him with a copper wire. Another Japanese guy is punched in the
face. One guy comes at Tony with a knife, Tony blocks him and
punches him in the face.)
Fat Tony: Take that!
(Another guy sneaks up behind Tony and tries to choke him.
Tony throws him over him, onto the ground.)
Fat Tony: Take this.
(Tony looks around, suddenly he is hit in
the face with some nun-chucks.)
Fat Tony: Come here you little squirt.
(As Tony moves away, we now see Homer and Marge at
their front door step.)
Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside.
Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything
yet. Look at him. He's going to do something, and you know it's
going to be good...
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