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UK censorship guide: Season 8

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (4F08)

As the mafia confront Homer and Marge

Edna: Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.
Maude: Your goon squads certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business. But I'm afraid we've outdone you once again. Hiroshi, Yukio...
(Maude steps aside to reveal a group of armed Japanese.)
Maude: Perhaps you've heard of the Yakuza... the Poison Fists of the Pacific Rim... the Japanese mafia.
Agnes: They'll kill ya five times before you hit the ground!

(Homer and Marge look confused. The two gangs stand at opposite ends, as they pull out weapons and wait for an attack. One of the Japanese guys throws a ninja star at Legs, Legs hits it aside with his knife. Another Japanese guy leaps at Fat Tony, Tony ducks. An all-out mob war ensues, as the two gangs hit each other and the like. Louie sneaks up behind one of the Japanese guys and starts strangling him with a copper wire. Another Japanese guy is punched in the face. One guy comes at Tony with a knife, Tony blocks him and punches him in the face.)
Fat Tony: Take that!
(Another guy sneaks up behind Tony and tries to choke him. Tony throws him over him, onto the ground.)
Fat Tony: Take this.
(Tony looks around, suddenly he is hit in the face with some nun-chucks.)
Fat Tony: Come here you little squirt.

(As Tony moves away, we now see Homer and Marge at their front door step.)
Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside.
Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him. He's going to do something, and you know it's going to be good...

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Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show (4F12)

Homer meets June Bellamy

June: I was of the Road Runner. Meep!
Homer: You mean "Meep Meep"?
June: No, they only paid me to say it once, then doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.

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Homer vs. the 18th Amendment (4F15)

After Bart gets drunk

(Bart's friends cheer upon seeing him drunk. Cut to Moe's. Homer has a barrel over his head.)
Homer: Hey, look at me, I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland!
(Everyone laughs.)
Moe: Hey, Homer, isn't that your kid on TV?

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