Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, The Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.— CBG
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1 Again, lightning flashes are slowed down so they do not cause any seizures among viewers. |
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2 Throughout the entire segment, the photography flashes are slowed down. |
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1 Insurance Agent: Now, before I give you the
check, one more question. This place "Moe's'' you left just
before the accident. This is a business of some kind? This episode originally aired intact on Channel Four. However during an early-afternoon showing on Christmas Day it was cut, and has not been restored, even in the 6pm slot. |
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1 (McBain guns down all of Mendoza's guards. Then he blasts an innocent violinist, followed by a party guest who is about to eat a piece of cake. As the guy with the cake dies, another man tries to eat it, but McBain kills him too. Eventually he runs out of bullets.) |
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1 Rainier Wolfcastle: It's not a comedy. |
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3 ("South of the Border" plays over a photo montage. 1st photo: Krusty buys everyone a sombrero that's way too large. 2nd photo: The kids (sans Lisa) watch a cock fight. 3rd photo: Bart and Lisa find Krusty on the ground after he's drunk a bottle of Tequila.) Instead of letting the song get messed up by the removal of a few seconds, the first frame is held over for twice as long. |
Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show |
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1 (Krabappel pulls a Krusty the
Klown doll out of her desk draw and shows it to Marge. She pulls
the head off to reveal a machete-blade.) |
Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show |
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2 (Scratchy waits on the conveyor belt for the rotating blade. Itchy gets impatient, grabs an axe and chops him into little pieces with it.) |
Archived cut: Now restored |
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2 (Bart turns on the TV. Bumble-Bee Man is on.) |
Archived cut: Now restored |
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2 (Itchy blasts Scratchy's kneecaps with a machine
gun. Itchy then opens a nearby furnace
grate, and Scratchy, trailing blood, crawls into it. He then
kicks Scratchy in the rear, slams the grate shut behind him and
laughs as the cat's body writhes in agony. Itchy then opens the
grate and pulls out Scratchy's head, which has burnt to a
crisp.) |
Archived cut: Now restored |
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2 (Itchy and Scratchy start bashing Hitler with their implements. Itchy decapitates Hitler with an axe, then shakes hands with Scratchy. Itchy then turns traitor and decapitates Scratchy too. The music changes from "Stars & Stripes together" to "Happy days are here again" and a cartoon Roosevelt dances on and kicks the carcasses of Hitler and Scratchy. Itchy then holds up a 'Save scrap Iron' sign.) |
Archived cut: Now restored |
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3 Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this,
son. |
Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show |
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3 (Another shot of the blood-spurting I&S billboard, which now advertises "Springfield Barber College".) |
Archived cut: Now restored |
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1 Troy McClure: Live, from Hawaii's beautiful Malaki Island, we're not just for Lepers any more, it's "Carnival of the Stars"! |
Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show |
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1 "Teacher is not a leper" was replaced by "I will not teach others to fly" by the leper-friendly BBC. |
Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show |
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1 Homer: (reading) "To over come
the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse." Thou Shalt
Not ... Oh... This was removed after the Princess' death, along with a few other jokes about car crashes. Unfortunately, unlike the others this was never reinstated. |
Archived cut: BBC no longer airs the show |