Colonel Homer

Rating: 3.4 (171 votes)

Memorable quotes

Willie: (on a mechanical bull) Ach! How come no one else's chair is doin' this?!

Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin.
Homer: That's a pretty name.
Lurleen: Oh, you think so?
Homer: Maybe. I'm not sure. I forgot it.

Homer: Lurleen, I can't get your song out of my mind. I haven't felt this way since Funky Town!

Homer: Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.

Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man?
Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going into hock for this.

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Bart: As much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.

Homer: They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.

Lurleen: You're as smart as you are handsome!
Homer: Hey! Oh, you meant it as a compliment.

Notes

• Other films showing at Springfield Googleplex Cinema include ''Honey, I Hit A School Bus'' and ''The Smell in Room 19.''
• The sign at the Royal King Trailer Park reads ''14 Days Without A Tornado.'' When Homer returns later in the episode, it says 2 instead of 14.
• Lurleen's other songs include: ''I'm Basting a Turkey With My Tears,'' ''Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It'' and 'I'm Sick of Your Lying Lips and False Teeth.''
• A cow can be seen on top of a garbage heap at the dump that Homer passes by.
• The Beer N' Brawl sells Laramie High Tar cigarettes.

References

• The TV show, Ya-hoo! is similar to Hee Haw.
• Homer passes a kid playing a banjo on a porch as he enters Spittle County, a la Deliverance